Parallel universes

The Telegram throws out a high-five:

Cheers: to living in the parallel dimension. So, last week, Premier Danny Williams publicly spanked one of his own candidates, Dennis Normore, for suggesting that districts who elect opposition MHAs will be punished for their choice. (Normore later apologized for his "strong" statements. No word yet on whether his election signs will say "Vote for me - I'll get the stuff.") Meanwhile, the Liberal candidate in the same district, Yvonne Jones, praised the premier's comments and called him a "statesman." OK - now, we know things are different in Labrador, but just who's running for whom up there?

Better, parallel-dimension related question: in what parallel dimension would Danny Williams ever be considered a "statesman"?