Purple Prose Heart 2009

It's only the first week of August, with nearly five full months left to go in the year, but there is absolutely no way that any of the many hard-working and talented (worth their weight in gold!) PR folks at DanGov, busily PRing away, especially in months like this, a CRA month, can possibly out-purple-prose this exuberant piece of purplosity:

The Williams Government’s enduring commitment to invest in communities to strengthen municipal services and support regional cooperation initiatives was demonstrated today in another Municipal Capital Works announcement by the Honourable Dianne Whalen, Minister of Municipal Affairs.

That's it, game over. No one else need apply until 2010. Congratulations, Heather!