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"We can't allow things that are inaccurate to stand." — The Word of Our Dan, February 19, 2008.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Sancrosanctity selective says Sarasota

The Ministry of Truth (Federal) reports this evening:

A spokeswoman for Premier Danny Williams says his heart surgery took longer than expected because there was more damage to his heart than originally thought.

In an email, Elizabeth Matthews, the director of communications in the premier's office, confirmed that Williams had a "minimally invasive" heart surgery that was supposed to take 2½ hours but lasted six hours. Matthews also confirmed that the surgery took place somewhere in Florida and that Williams is now recovering at his condominium in Sarasota.


The Ceeb skipped over the part of the email where Ms. Matthews re-iterated that the Holy Heart of Dan is none of your business and Our Dear Medical Privacy is sancrosanct.

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